The Cult of the Avicado Christ

The Avicado Christ

Welcome to the Sacred Seed of Nonsense

We believe the universe ripened into consciousness inside the divine pit of the Avicado Christ. Each creamy truth we spread is mashed with cosmic spice and squeezed from the green flesh of absurdity.

Whether you're fully ripe or slightly bruised, there’s room in the bowl for you. Guac is extra. So is enlightenment.

Bask in the Guaclight